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When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.
"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"
"What?"
"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"
"No way, NICE!"
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During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.
After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.
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Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
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When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.
Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!
Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.
Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!
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a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off
if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!
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A Chinese person that looks like a hamster (literally)
“Woah that guy looks like a ching Chong hamster!”
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A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.
You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.
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