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A State certified cannabis dispensary.
I need to make a quick trip to the Happy store. My Indica prescription is about o run out.
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happy slaps, happy slapping.
Slapping a random person (they can be on the bus, walking down the street, whatever) whilst recording the act with a video camera phone. It's a very unfortunate London phenomenon. Attackers are usually yoots (ghetto versions of chavs) thinking they are rudeboys. Victims are usually boys around the same age as the attackers, but it's not unknown for victims to be older, or even women. Sometimes the tables are turned, as there are videos going around where the attacker is happy slapped by the victim. More power to the victims, I say. The act is totally random, so be on the lookout for a group of pussified yoots pointing their camera phone (that their mum bought) at you.
I hope to God that one day a happy slap victim is a psycho and shanks the happy slapper in the face.
If you get happy slapped, grab the camera phone and smash it on the ground.
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to be pleased about the current situation, to everything is all good
"england have just won the world cup" says bob
"fuckin happy days" says the fonz
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a phrase originated on the Fox sitcom Arrested Development. It means roughly 'you've made me so happy' or 'join me in being happy'. The character of G.O.B. Bluth once begged his brother to "taste the happy" and pushed his face up against him, trying to get him to taste his tears of happiness.
G.O.B. Bluth: Taste the happy Michael! Taste it!
Michael Bluth: Kinda tastes like sad.
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Happy Slip is a internet celebrity in which she make s videos mocking classic stereotypes of her family ( she's fillipino) and the videos are actually quite hilarious.
"Stine remember to put on yo happy slip"
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an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.
a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.
horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
i'd like to report that horn happy bastard - my ears are ringing!
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When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.
Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending
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