Hot Dog Knees

A rare condition in which too much synovial fluid invades the patellofermoral groove and alters the position of the menisci. The accompanying swelling distends the knee, prohibits full range of motion and can eventually cause muscle atrophy from restricted use. Locking of the knee can also occur.

Etymology
The name describes the appearance of the medial (tibial) and lateral (fibular) collateral ligaments, which because of the inflammation resemble the appearance of hot dogs. Additionally, this condition is most common in Japan, particular among those who participate in hot dog eating contests.

Treatment
Avoiding hot dogs is the best prevention and treatment for this condition; however, you should consult an orthopedist about whether an arthroscopy is needed. See a dietitian if the condition persists and/or if you are unable to remove hot dogs from your diet.

Takeru Kobayashi was the first person to be diagnosed with Hot Dog Knees.

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Hot Dog Bun Penelopope

An insult a person uses when they are scared to poop cause they are Catholic.

Me: That guy called me a Hot Dog Bun Penelopope.
You: Yeah they only said that cause they pooped and it's a sin.

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As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop

Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.

Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.

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throwing a hot dog down a hallway

having sex with a woman with a very loose vagina .

having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

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National Hot Dog and Sausage Council

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (NHDSC) is an American trade association that promotes the hot dog and sausage industry

“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy’” - Janet Riley President of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council

Sri Lankan Hot Dog

When you are performing anal sex and you pull out with rancid diarrhea on your cock and you proceed to insert it into a persons mouth.

Trixie was so excited to get a Sri Lankan Hot Dog for Christmas this year!

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