shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it
gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
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That one guy in school who just looks greatvis really smart, and can get any girl in the school and you know hes goning to be successful.
He is such a Hot Pocket Bro
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When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
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The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.
Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
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An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.
Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend
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The act of shitting into anotherβs asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devilβs Hot Pocket
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A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
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