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When the poop comes out like a hot snake
I had the hot snakes
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Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.
Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!
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Martin Bashir's thrice-weekly routine of hiring a transgendered sex worker (often former CNN correspondent and sex toy enthusiast Richard Quest) to dress up like Sarah Palin and defecate into his mouth.
Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.
Why does Martin Bashir pay so much for a hot marty? Because it's the only way he can get off, and Bill Schulz sucks.
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A type of snack made by dipping a Famous Amos cookie in hot water. Usually eaten by office workers using whatever available supplies they can find to approximate a soft cookie fresh out of the oven. Occasionally defended by those same people as a legitimately good food, but that may just be the copium talking.
"Listen, a Hot Amos is good, okay? You take the cookie, dip it in hot water, and shove it in your stupid face."
"But why can't you just use milk?"
"My work didn't have a milk dispenser - it had a hot water dispenser."
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A female who is surprising attractive.
"Whoa, she is total hot city."
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When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
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The only successful American car company.
A Hot Wheels mustang will last longer than a ford mustang
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