i just wanted this on a mug

I just wanted this to be on a the mug for no reason lmao

"Hey why do you have a mug that says i just wanted this on a mug"
"Idk I just wanted that on a mug"

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

I just want to hug you

It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them

I just want to hug you

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I Want It That Way

A song by the backstreet boys that people has become annoying ever since people discovered Brooklyn 99 because now whenever its playing people always say "now number 5" and it gets really annoying please stop it so that my children can come out of the bunker. It's been 7 months please

"I want it that way"

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