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Short phrase used to describe the anus of a male who enjoys a few fingers up the chuffer
“I heard that Callum Coxhead kid took a few digits up the gusset and said it was pleasurable”
“Jesus?! Really? He must have a right raging gravy tunnel”
An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.
"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."
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A vague phrase used when confrontation is needed between one or more people invovling a confidential matter. The subject of the meeting is usually kept secret until the meeting actually takes place. This provides the element of surprise.
(ring ring ring)
Employee: "Hello?"
Management: "Hey, we need to talk to you. Meet me in the tunnel."
(click - phone hangs up)
Employee: "Hello? Hello?"
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This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.
You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.
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A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.
The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.
Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"
My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.
The place you go to when you piss off Mario's floating head.
OOOH, MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM! VERY SCARY!
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