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When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"
"Nah, I got serious guru block.."
The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.
Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!
1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-
2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse
"Hey its Mickey Block"
"yeah but how is he alive still?"
When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.
Driver: "What the hell does he think he is doing?"
Passenger: "We just got rig blocked"
Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.
Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.