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A person with whom you've exchanged cel phone numbers, but you never actually hang out, you just text each other occasionally.
She: Hey, I just got a text from Rajeev, remember when we met him at the park last year?
He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?
She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.
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The modern and technically correct form of "ASCII relationship". Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.
The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an Unicode relationship.
Things never went further than an Unicode relationship
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A Relationship that forms usually in high school after one party sees the other in a somewhat revealing swimsuit.
I thought that kyle hated stacy, I never thought that they would go out." "Dude, It's just a swimsuit relationship.
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where one person lurks in the shadows with their true identity known to only a few close friends of the other. This could be because the 'batman' is someone on the side, below the class of whom they are dating ie, when someone is "slumming" or because of fear of judgment by friends. A man or woman can be the batman.
Indication that you are in a Batman relationship include not going out in public together but rather spending time alone together, not meeting friends or family of the person you are seeing, random communication usually via text and not phone, the other person not wanting to join you when you do group activities with your friends, etc.
I think Suzy is in a Batman Relationship, she's having trouble in her marriage, but doesn't seem to be very unhappy.
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When a friend cockblocks you ending your relationship that was doomed to fail. Usually the cockblocker doesn't have to try hard.
If shes going to dump you now then she would've dumped you later. So here's some relationship euthanasia to put you out of your misery or your girlfriends misery.
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Someone who ruins a relationship deliberately, they have an astounding level of patience, confidence and consistency. When someone has broke up with their partner and it's neither his or her fault, it's likely that they have been the victim of a relationship defacer.
Person 1: Why did you and Mel split up? You seemed really happy together.
Person 2: A relationship defacer came and ruined everything.
Person 1: I'm sorry.
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A text (or any electronic device) based relationship in which Geoff is infinitely cooler than Eman, regardless of her claims of superiority.
Despite her denial and views of reality, Sally knew in her heart that Bob was the one wearing the pants in their textual relationship.
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