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The name "United States" is used when speaking positively about the country. "America" is used when speaking negatively about the country. Just my observations.
For negative definitions on this country, see America.
Compare these two sentences:
"The United States is a country that tries to do good in this world."
"America is the most messed up and oil-hungry nation on the planet."
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School in central Pennsylvania, known for football more than anything else. Students know how to party only because there's nothing else to do within 100 miles. Students usually graduate with a degree in drinking and are virtually assured a job at Wal-Mart or Giant Eagle. Fears include panthers, cities and knowledge.
Da da da da da da, Penn State sucks!
Da da da da da da, Penn State sucks!
P-E-N-N S-T sucks!
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Ohio State is a party college in Ohio thats known for losing when it matters. In 2007, an IQ test showed that Ohio State's average IQ was 89. It ranked lower than most community colleges.
Hey bro, we just beat Youngstown State and Akron back to back! Lets go get shit faced! Ohio State is awesome, we consistently beat cupcake schools so we can get raped in the national championship!
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Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.
The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.
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Aggregation of hate-fueled cretins and religious fundamentalists. All red-staters are legally obliged to oppose foreigners, liberals, niggers, faggots and commies, as well as denying the validity of global warming, sexual equality, evolution and most of the 'fancy' scientific advances since the 14th century - apart from cable TV, processed foods and automatic weapons.
Red staters are required to eschew knowledge of books, art or philosophy and are rarely allowed out of their immediate environs for fear that they might encounter people who 'ain't from round here'.
The nominal leader of the Red States is the President (unless he happens to be a liberal)though in fact the President must defer in all things to Jesus, whose views on gun control, 'goddamn nigger-faggot-liberals' and tax-breaks for the wealthy are well established.
Pastimes include buying guns, lynching, book-burning, obesity, incest, ignorance and hubris. And guns.
Any fat stupid bigot with a pick-up truck or SUV, festooned with American flags, and stickers referencing "W" and 'The Power of Pride'.
Addendum : All Red Staters think they are 'tough'although in reality none would last more than 7 seconds in any proper pub car-park fracas - which is why they all love their guns so much. Cunts.
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Overrated school that insist that people put a "The" in front of it when it sucks academically and in all sports.
Ohio state fan: My butt hurts cuz Florida, LSU and USC raped it!
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The state which joined the union after Hawaii and Alaska - see Britain
Alrighty, children, what is the 51st state of the US?
Kid 1: France?
Kid 2: No - that belongs to Germany - the 51st state is Britain!
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