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A means of describing something that took you by surprise
Chumpy: "Did you enjoy the party last night?"
Mon: "Yeah, but what was in that punch? One minute we were fine, and then before you know it, it was like.... BAM you're pregnant!"
An opening phrase used by people (primarily feminists and SJWs) to obfuscate or willfully misinterpret a logical point/argument a reasonable person has made.
Reasonable person: It's illegal pay someone less based on their sex. No serious economist worth their weight in salt would take the "wage gap" seriously.
Feminist: So you're saying women shouldn't have the right to vote?
Reasonable person: What? No. I was just saying that if women want to, across the board, make as much as men, they totally can, they just have to-
Feminist- So you're saying women are your personal sex slaves who speak when spoken to and shouldn't be able to read or write?
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another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"
Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?
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When the teacher says "you're dismissed", what he/she is actually saying is "clean up and fuck off"
Teacher: You're dismissed.
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit
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What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.
*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*
Hey babe, you're fucking fat
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A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.
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An idiom, developed in the late 1800's, that nowadays is used in the literal sense: that the person saying this, is telling the person receiving that their mother, is in fact a homosexual, or merely as an insult, that makes no literal sense. But in its half century (or so) of use was in the actual sense of an idiom; in that it could be used in a slightly more nonlinear sense.
My analysis of the idiom:
I first like to look at the use of the work "you're" which is the contraction of the words "you are," which I can believe is a way to really emphasize how personal the use of the phrase can be. Then there's the word "mom," the person who birthed you, the reason that you're currently on this world. Now many people are upset whenever you talk about their mother in a negative sense, and since this is right before the word "gay," whose definition relates to being attracted to the same sex which is taboo in culture today, and was much more in previous centuries, many believe this to have a negative connotation while in conjunction with the word "mom." But I find it to have been used in a much lighter sense in previous centuries, not being used as an insult, but more a compliment generally meaning "your mother is quite lighthearted," since gay isn't just a way as classifying someone as being attracted to the same sex, but also as an adjective to describe a good experience, or a nice person.
"Wow, Dave. Your Mom's really nice. You could say 'you're mom gay'."
"Thanks, John, she'd love to hear that."
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