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KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome

The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.

Symptoms Include:

1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival

5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached

Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps

*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?

by Ovendid April 11, 2019


i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags

When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.

I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.

by miniwill455 December 2, 2015

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Insane Clown Posse

To the individual who posted ICP's lyrics "Night of The Axe" expressing that the words don't rhyme... That's because those words aren't part of the actual lyrics to the song. It's the skit before the song actually begins.

"I showed up at a high-school prom/

Wit an ax in my motherfuckin' palm/

BUT....

My personal favorite from that Era is 17 dead

"17 Dead bodies hanging from a telephone wire/
All 17 on fire/
Lighten up the sky with the smell of death/
Rich bigot fucker, take a deep breath/
Lookin at you makes me go batty/
Just don't be like your motherfuckin daddy/
Cuz he's nothing but a redneck hoe/
Him and his kind created this Ghetto/
They can't deal with there own creation/
Move our father, superb vacation/
But it don't work like that/
It's me at your door, and I've come wit a slug bat/
I'm a stick it to your fuckin nugget/
17 times and your gonna luv it motherfucker/
Drive down my street/
And stare at the folks who can't make ends meat/
Ya don't know now, but that's the plan/
Most people in hell were rich when they died man/
So take that to your golden bed/
Cuz I'm a cut your ass up for the 17 dead/

So to the one who read there skit off as lyrics when it was leading into the actual lyrics of the song. You should actually listen to the song rather then pass a judgement before knowing what you're talking about. That's just ignorant. Ignorance defeats learning.

ICP Insane Clown Posse

by AnonymousAnomaly September 26, 2023


Insane Clown Posse

Two rappers who basically looked at the scary side of gangster rap and decided to amplify it to a more extreme slasher-film sort of level, and, in honoring the tradition of controversial extreme music from their hometown of Detroit, (KISS/Alice Cooper) decided to likewise paint their faces and have an entertaining theatrical show with costumes and so forth, figuring this had not yet been done with a rap group. In doing so, they developed a world wide counter culture movement, and made themselves successful with a 30 year ongoing career, all accomplished in DIY fashion with almost no help from the industry whatsoever. Brilliant business men and two of the hardest working artists in the world. And yet, despite their achievement, they are constantly hated on by butthurt men and women who have never and will never achieve remotely close to that level of success, mainly because they are too busy spending their time telling the internet how juggalos are all allegedly meth heads and how the ICP has no talent, yet they never can seem to explain how two guys who are supposed to be talent-less retards keep managing to be successful selling music, merchandise and concert tickets to people who supposedly don't have the money to buy these items, being unemployed junkies and whatnot ... I'd go on, but I have a busy day tomorrow of working my legit job while listening to ICP and not doing drugs. Whoop whoop!

Juggalo: Whoop whoop ninjas!
Butthurt Virgin: Insane Clown Posse sucks and you're a meth head

Butthurt Virgin's Sister: shut up you unemployed freeloader! When he takes me to the gathering in his RV I want you to find a job and get out of my house!

by CarpenterClown September 26, 2022


THATS INSANE

A phrase used when something is insane

THATS INSANE

by cxshupnext March 28, 2024


the Brink of Insanity

Opening page of the apparently abandoned, but still awesome, Waste of Space webpage, located at http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/

I really wish that the Brink of Insanity would have a less scary splash image. The current one freaks me out.

by Helena is unemployed January 30, 2009


Insane I mean neurodivergent

A funny Tumblr saying. Not meant to be offensive.

xemous-stimsx: it's insane i mean neurodivergent how the horrors never stop
wowiezowie-1987: i'm legitimately insane i mean neurodivergent about Serial Experiments Lain

by eatingknees July 20, 2024