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The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.
Symptoms Include:
1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival
5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached
Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps
*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?
When you want attention but don't know how to get so you go to a dictionary site as a last resort and try.
I'm totally i want alot of people to see this so im writing insane tags right now so people will laugh.
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When criminals plead guilty to a crime of lesser seriousness than what they were convicted of, and afterwards being proud of said fact.
Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.
A alternative universe sans that has lost all control and has his brother.... head.
Me: Insanity sans is kinda scary but hes not real!
Insanity sans: staring at me while i have sleep paralysis
These people are even more brainwashed than the Obama Generation. Troll season is beginning to pick up, big time.
I wonder if there will be loads of mass murders from so many confused and repressed people. (Hmn, just now waking up?)
I’ve never seen the world so insane before
UD Jews, I’m talking to you
I’m not imagining things am I?
I’ve never seen the world so insane before
another over exaggerated way to say something is crazy or insane.
e: "i got scammed $500"
m: "woah, that's insane balls"