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When someone is being loud and yelling at everyone while simultaneously being extremely weird.
person: * sees popular boys and squats *
friends: omg ur being such a science lenk
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(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.
Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.
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Love Science studies the over 200-types of love, and the many ways individuals can love and be loved.
Individuals who practice love science are called love scientists and they have discovered that the brain processes love neurochemically and neuroelectrically and changes the body's biochemistry in ways that improve the biological, emotional, and mental states of both humans and animals.
Love is an emotion, thus fundamentally irrational, illogical, and unmathematical.
Love can transcend moral or written laws and in some instances, it does not make sense.
Humans feel love for an individual who they calculate can help them or provide them with something they need.
Said differently, individuals feel love feel love when and because they want something from the person, place, or thing they start to feel love for.
Interestingly, after a person "falls" in love, they lose some or much self-control, connect with their love object, and feel a strong need to give different things to them, thus creating a cycle which makes the love mutual and allows the two or more participants to grow.
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Science dick is the generally accepted measure of success in the fields on physics, chemistry, biology and dyingalonelyvirginology. Those who have made a greater number of important discoveries are known to have bigger science dicks.
It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.
Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.
"Booya losers! Guess whose science dick just grew ten inches!" -Albert Einstein, upon discovering general relativity
"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist
"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
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The equivalent of BS just in a SFW format
Don't tell me reality TV is real, that is just broken science.
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From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intention?
(Weird, ooh)
(Weird science)
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and the magic from the hand
We're makin' weird science, ooh
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors, talent and imagination
Weird science
Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true, living tissue, warm flesh
Weird science, ooh
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and (creation)
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants, electricity
We're makin' weird science
Fantasy and microchips
Shooting from the hip, something different
We're making weird science, ooh
Pictures from a magazine
Diagrams and charts, mending broken hearts
And makin' weird science
Something like a recipe
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?
(Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science)
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants
(Weird science)
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors
(Weird science)
Not what teacher said to do
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
It's my creation, it's my creation, ooh
My creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?
bits and pieces
Bits and pieces
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) bits and pieces
(Weird science)
It's alive!
Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science
Weird science
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
Ooh, no hesitation, is it real?
Just flesh and blood, just flesh and blood (it's my creation)
Just flesh and blood! (It's my creation!)
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science (science)
And (bits and pieces, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, pieces, science)
And (bits and bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (weird, bits and pieces, bits and)
Science, ooh!
And science
Science
Science
Science
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The study of placing air into ones anus and then observing how the farts affect the atmosphere. Also known as the sexual act of Booty Puffing, or sticking medical instruments into the booty until a fart causes them all to melt and the resulting fumes are enhaled by the sexual partner, giving them strong hallucinations of giant butterflies.
Person 1: I'm so excited to become an atmospheric science major!
Person 2: Well if you enjoy placing instruments into your anus than that's just the field for you!
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