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Cross Fitiots

People who are in the worst shape who think they'll get in the best shape by doing the most intense exercises possible as fast as possible such as Cross Fit. The are easily noticed because the only thing they talk about is Cross Fit and eventually sustain a life long injury due to destroying a joint such as a hip, knee, shoulder, etc or a combo of joints or dropping a barbell on their throat.

Question - Hey what's up with Barb? She hasn't spoken all day?
Answer - Oh she blew out both knees and a hip then dropped a 300 lb barbell on her head over the weekend doing Cross Fit. Dr's said she'll be lucky to ever walk again.
Reply - Oh - that's right. She's one of those Cross Fitiots. Well at least we don't have to listen to her talk about squats and dead lifts any more.

by Gruteman June 2, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoppers crossing

A really weird suburb with some really awesome people, such as Danness. <3

Person 1: I'm going to hoppers crossing.
Person 2: WOAH, THAT'S THAT PLACE WHERE THE COOL DANNESS LIVES.
Person 1: Yeah, I'm visiting him.
Person 2: THAT IS SO AWESOME. I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW DANNESS.

by NO. October 15, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cross eyed

I just got fucked so good I'm cross eyed.

I just got cross eyed.

by Stonewallace January 22, 2017

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


cross me

Changing up on someone after exposing them to fame

Cross Me by Lil Wayne
Future: I shoulda known you would cross me

by ayoo.yvi April 6, 2016

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crossing the Stream

A guy peeing in a toilet while his girlfriend (girl) sit on the toilet and pees at the same time.... The action is the girl sit on the toilet while the guy sits on her lap opens her legs and pees at the same time. The position on the man and women is that one the urine flows the 2 two streams of urine intersect each other.

Dude.... I saw my girl talking a piss so then I went and sat in her lap and we were crossing the streams.

by assummeddead August 11, 2013

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


cross city

A little redneck infested town where everyone has 2 teeth, a 5the grade education, and works at the local lumber mill. Everyone is on meth and goes through a 12 pack a day.

Stay away from Cross City, the methheads might eat you.

by SavColbert January 23, 2016

22๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scissor Cross

Having intercourse in a position when the woman is on her side, and the man has his legs on either side of the womans leg that is not in the air.

I scissor crossed that bitch all night and she loved it!

by Drewsthestud December 13, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž