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A made-up term used by Charlie Sheen in the Two and a Half Men episode entitled "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" aired on 11/22/2010. There is much speculation that it might be a crude sexual term like many of the invented sex acts seen here on Urban Dictionary. Many fans have created their own obscene definitions on sites such as Yahoo Answers.
Some have theorized that Japanese Rain Goggles may be in reference to Mejikara anti-wrinkle goggles, which are made of silicone rubber. Charlie may have meant Courtney's fake boobs, also made of silicone, were in his eyes.
Charlie: "Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Allan: "I've never even heard of that."
Charlie: "Neither had I until last night and now I don't know how I ever lived without 'em!"
Girl: "What are Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Boy: "I'll show you later baby."
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Blowjob while at a sushi bar - wasabi included - ouch!
Ben was eating sashimi while getting a Japanese Bow Tie, too much wasabi was used and he cried.
When you are making love to a lady and she releases a bowel movement upon your abdomen.
Morgan was over last night and she gave me a stinky Japanese fanny pack after eating Ethiopian.
The sickness where you spend most of your time sitting on the toilet, usually the day after eating spicy fast foods.
Joe called in sick to work, said he had an extra spicy indian last night and his ass now looks like the Japanese flag.
Ah the old Japanese Flag Syndrome then? Rough day ahead for Joe!
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The Japanese Pixel Monster, which can be abbreviated to JPM, is a horrendous and despicable creature which lurks throughout the vast majority of the Japanese porn which is available online. This sinister creature only appears as the video is working towards the climax and the genitals of the featured men or women are about to be revealed. It then remains for the duration of the video, constantly looming over your otherwise enjoyable viewing experience. The most heinous aspect of the Japanese Pixel Monster is actually how *little* it blurs out: every part can be identified, and even curvature is distinguishable—nevertheless, the malevolent little pixels serve as a much unwelcome distraction and give the feeling of watching some kind of watered-down softcore porno (even though what you are really viewing is most likely some pretty sick shit). This can often result in a discouraging atmosphere, leaving the once hopeful audience with a chronic case of blue balls for the rest of the night.
Evidently, the Japanese Pixel Monster is a product of Japanese censorship laws wherein adult movie theaters are free to show absolutely anything (be it live-action or animated), so long as any genitals are blurred.
--Example--
Pervert: "So I was watching this awesome porno with two Japanese chicks crapping on each others' chests... it was really hot, except when they went to do the close up—get this—the Japanese Pixel Monster came along and blurred out the girl's ass hole! Can you believe that?? I could barely see the turd squeezing its way out.. so now I'm like... pssssht... what was even the point of all that build-up, ya know?"
Friend: "Dude, that's fucked up."
Pervert: "I know, right?!"
Friend: "No, I mean I can't believe you watch that sick shit."
Pervert: "Oh.."
Friend: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Pervert: "Oh, I see......"
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After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
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A stereotype used for the creation of konata from lucky star, they enjoy manga, anime, yaoi, music, videogames, and cosplaying, they are athletic and good at sports, they may act innocent but they're perverts in reality and think about male x male relationships, and even female x female, most of the time they're hotter than the otaku girls from other parts of the world, but there are grotesque exceptions.
guy a: japanese otaku girls are so hot!
guy b: damn, you're such a loser.
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