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jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse November 2, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jerry Bitch

A bitch that is dirty or has a disease, commonly used for hookers

Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.

"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"

by Zack Raper April 2, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jerry Maine

A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.

Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.

by Rusty Shackleberg February 6, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu August 11, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sticky Jerry

The human representation of the filth that becomes encrusted to the surface of a glass cooktop. The literal essence of ick, or grime, purified and coaxed to life, foisting himself upon the world you once loved.

God d*mn it kid, you have peanut butter and jelly all over your hands... You are such a Sticky Jerry!

by silentcorndog February 11, 2021


jerry pop

Vaginal intercourse with a girl while on her period immediately followed by the act of felatio.

Tiffany was hesitant to give it up while on her period, knowing she would be in for a jerry pop.

by Jerrycurl August 5, 2014


Jerry Jackson

Jerry Jackson is a cultured animated comedy created by David Firth (Creator of Salad Fingers). In Jerry Jackson, you are taught the ways of the Gods in episodes such as religion. You follow when Linkin Park came to his house and when he taught the audience about racism.

suk my dik nobeye ~jerry jackson
Or
you are the god jerry

jerry of the jacksons

by Kitch_the_interlectual February 24, 2021