wanna be jewish

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online

wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)

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Jewish skin

Very soft and delicate skin on the fore arm

Your skin is very soft, you must have Jewish skin!

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Jewish reality

One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.

The guy wasnt a regular sucker, so he had to have known a nice Jewish reality his whole life.

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jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)

Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane

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Jewish Producer

A Hollywood Jew that produces crappy podcast in Hollywood

Joe is such Jewish Producer, Thsat he went from 90210 in 91 to Spreaker in 2019.

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Jewish ears

Ears so big that only a Jew could hold their head up with them attached to his/her head

"Nigga that boi got Jewish ears!"

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jewish tree

The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus maximus.

I just gave you a jewish tree!

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