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Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.

Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*

by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 30, 2006

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


joel madden

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

by christinauk June 29, 2006

146πŸ‘ 176πŸ‘Ž


Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

by Honest Indian August 27, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


joel dodds

A really Big scrub that usually has a small penis and no one ever want to be with. In other words he is Very Beautiful with a Big dick and big hands that can make anyone he touches happy

Man he has a small penis must be a Joel Dodds
Whoa what a big penis must be a Joel Dodds

by yomanthesecond February 11, 2015

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Joel Manuever

A maneuver performed to fix Blackberries that are unable to receive emails. It involves backing up the BlackBerry to the desktop. Then Clear the message database and reimport to the device.

John: This blackeberry can't get emails

Diana: Did you try the Joel Manuever?

by JohnC1 April 11, 2007

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


joel dawson

a character played by the most sexy person in the world (my baby daddy) dylan obrien in his new movie love and monsters

hey! what’s the name of the character dylan obrien plays in his new movie love and monsters?

the characters name is joel dawson,he’s amazing!πŸ’•

by aisha ahmedπŸ•Š January 6, 2021

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