The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.
*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.
Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.
"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."
"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."
Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.
This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.
Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."
Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"
Generally any liquid that comes out of your penis. Ex. Pee or cum
Man I can't wait to swallow all of dads wang juice.
An alternate term for female Genitalia
1) Yo! I wouldn't mind dropping some coin in her Juice Purse
2) Zip up that Juice Purse Bitch.. That shit stanks!
A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.
I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.
Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.
The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.