cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.

OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Omg, did you see that? It’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.