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Literally fucking perfect. Nothing more nothing less just perfect≥
Alana Bo Kennedy is fucking perfect
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(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)
Bill: "I hate it when that happens"
Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
Decent American president.
Reagan was better.
Why is John Fitzgerald Kennedy better? I'll tell you why:
1. Reagan survived being shot.
2. Reagan got The Wall torn down.
3. Kennedy is a doughnut.
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Also known as JFK Jr. or John-John was the late son of President John F. Kennedy (JFK) and Jackie Bouvier Kennedy. He was best known for his iconic salute to his father's passing coffin during the 1963 state funeral of the assassinated John F. Kennedy when he was only 3 years old. He later grew up to become a law student and a businessman, founding the political magazine George in 1995. He also was a sex symbol, inheriting his father's good-looks and athleticism and his mother's beauty and elegance. Generally he was so good looking and so incredibly well cut he could turn straight men gay and lesbians straight. He was killed in a plane crash in 1999, which ended any possibilities of him becoming the next Kennedy in office.
Hey! Did you see the picture where John F. Kennedy Jr. is saluting his dad's passing coffin.
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An extrodinarily HOT girl living in the small town of Richmond Hill, Ga. Smokin hot, super sexy and scrumptious !!
Julia L. Kennedy is dating the lucky Logan Ravita
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Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
I love Kennedi because she is the best girlfriend in the universe and she means the world to me
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