Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.
Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."
when you under-perform or don't do something well
Nah, playa, you didn't hit 'em wit dat mustard sauce. Those chicken heads blew your game off. Straight ketchup sauce waudy.
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.
I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.
Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!
-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??
-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!
A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.
He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.
Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup