slit-knife-cut

A fail Bf2 player having to use hacks to be good. He is just another fail player

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slits a noob hacking fail player

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knife edge chop

A wrestling move patened and made famous by Ric Flair. The knife edge chop is a chop to the chest done with the hand slightly bent so the outside is facing the person. Results in a thunderous slap sound and leaves a person with a huge bruise on their chest.
When this is done in wrestling by any wrestler, the crowd shouts "Wooooo" each time, paying respect to Ric Flair.

Ric Flair knife edge chopped Triple H so many times, blood began to trickle down the chest of Triple H.

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mayonnaise knife

A male member or penis.

I put my mayonnaise knife in her sandwich.

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goosey knife

Long knife with serrated edge, used to cut bread (describes the noise made as the knife cuts through a crusty loaf)

Could you pass me the goosey knife?

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Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

Butter Knife Technique

During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread

Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”

Knife and Gun Club

The emergency room at Denver General Hospital.

Every young doctor should do a tour of duty at the Denver Knife and Gun club, to give them a dose of perspective. Plus lots of practice with stitches and making statements to the police.

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