Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

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johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

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Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

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Happy Late Year

When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

(Jan 5, 2010)...

person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??

person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro

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Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

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Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

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why are you late

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

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