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The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc
"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
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When a beautiful girl steps up her game and looks better then she's ever looked, this only happens like once or twice a month, but she takes your breath away completely
Hey man did u see JB in her blue scarf today?
Yeah man she looked next level sexy today!!
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When you aren't paying attention and fill a very large drink glass with only ice and alcohol, adding mixer purely as a garnish once you notice the glass is full.
I made a klabo-level drink, so it's lights out for me after I finish this.
A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
As used on the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Tree Hugger", animal/enviornmental rights activist, Jesse tells Lisa that he is a level 5 vegan, who wont eat anything that casts a shadow. Such thing doesn't exist, mind you.
Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Level 35 boss/ that's how mafia works is the first actual good meme of 2019.
It started when the creators of the mobile game mafia city made advertisements for their game, mostly appearing on such applications like instagram. The short, mostly 30 second clips consisted of really weird, unrealistic, unironically hilarious scenes where people would have a level and name for the level next to their names. They would engage in mostly Illeagal activities such as robbery and would gain levels from their doings. The titles given to them would also change.
The meme grew popular with Slazo's video on the advertisements. It was quickly made into a template, where one figure would have the first title and be on (level 1), another figure will have a different title and a higher level (10, 30) and the last figure would have yet another different title and an even higher level (35, 50, 100). The figures would be, as such, ranked in an ironic way, from least to most in an unknown, but yet somehow hilarious order.
Squidward - Level 1 crook.
Squidward with hair - Level 20 Hitman.
Handsome Squidward- Level 35 boss.
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A term coined from a movie made up by Michael Scott in "The Office". First appeared in the episode "The Client" in season two, and has since been referenced many times by the show and its many blogs and fansites. The movie is an action/thriller which follows Agent Michael Scarn through his many adventures. Characters also include Catherine Zeta Jones and Samuel L.Chang.
M: We are at threat level midnight people, Jan wants to get back together with me.
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Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.
Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.
There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.
There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.
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