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No Life -Pronoun
1. A person who has no life. (Social)
2. A geek or nerd who wastes their lives infront of a computer.
3. A loser/nerd/geek.
1. "What did you do this weekend."
"I just coded some drives for my mouse!"
2. "OMFG HAX0RS HE TOTALLY HAXXD! I'M THE BEST! HE MUST BE A Haxors!!"
3. "You fucking no life"
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Something you need to live, but screws you up everytime.
My life is my life and your life is your life but when life doesn't like us our life becomes the devil's life then you fight life back and your life becomes life's life and my life becomes your life because you give me part of your life and when you do that life's comes for me and gives me part of its life and when that's done my life becomes your life and your life becomes my life and the devil's life becomes life's life but then there's a twist life is actually the life of your life that came out of the devil's life from your friend's life so our lives react and form a nuclear explosion which results in life's life getting taken away and then we all lose our life and die.
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A bitch.
Also is known to be tough.
However, despite people constantly having conflicts, life can sometimes be a wonderful and interesting thing. Can be compared to Swiss cheese.
Usually pretty mild, but it still has its holes where you fall in and have issues getting out. But when you get out, a sandwich is usually waiting for you later on.
Life's tough pal but people still deal with it.
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Life likes to sneak attack you when you least expect it. You will just be minding your own business and it FUCKS YOU.
It keeps thrusting away with no lube until your ass no longer has spokes.
Life then rapes you again and cums in your eyeballs.
Just when you think its over, life gouges out your eyeball and fucks your eye socket.
Life then its friend gouge out the other eye and they proceed to perform double penetration in your eye sockets.
Their cum drains down your body deep, deep, deep, into the pit of your stomach and makes you puke.
Life then uses your puke as lube to finish the job and leaves you sore, covered in cum and puke, and with no eyeballs.
Hey bro, I know this is kind of a weird question, but I don't have anyone else. Will you please to come to the emergency room with me? I was just horribly, brutally raped by life. And you're going to have to drive cause that sick fuck took my eyes too this time.
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When someone refers to their life as non-existant.
Hi I'm Loraine. Call me "Big Dave" or "BIG LJ". I Have no life. I sit in for weeks trying to fix a CSS file because I'm such a retard. YEA
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