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To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning
The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.
Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)
He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.
When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors
Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!
When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.
This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick
You wanna do the lightning rod?
When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.
Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"
When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.
"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."