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A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”
The football team all held up a limp one to show they were about to get lit
The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.
Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."
When a mans balls are so massive from having no fear for anything or anyone in his way he limps on through causing him to be a limping stud
That guy just jumped out of a airplane to save a baby from a bear that is trying to attack it, he really is a limping stud
A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.
Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.
I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.