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Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016


Liquid Lead

A negative term used to describe the toxic properties of alchohol

If he wants to ruin his body drinking Liquid Lead, so be it

by DickOfDiamonds July 8, 2017


Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle September 23, 2015


liquid bandaid

A liquid bandaid is when someone cums on an open wound.

“Just got my vaccine. Who tryin to give me a liquid bandaid

by salacious bumb May 14, 2021


liquid plumber

A plumber who drinks on the job

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017


booty liquid

When the booty so prime, you cum on the spot

Dam, when I saw that booty, the booty liquid came o

by Dr.Downy February 16, 2015


liquid lurch

Another term for a drink with cannabis in it. The drinkable variant of an edible.

Friend: "Hey man, do you got any liquid lurch, I don't want to smoke"
Twitch Streamer: "I can't smoke on cam but we got some Liquid Lurch in the can right here, and now we're w00ting"

by dipshed December 21, 2018