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A bunch of 10 yr old faggots that live in their dead parents basement and suck cock for a living and also they have claimed to be DDosing people what a bunch of useless 10 yr olds
(Bill) hey joe have you heard of the lizard squad
(Joe) oh those cock sucking 10 yr olds that are fucking blind yes I have
(Bill) oh I thought they were cool
(Joe) they are more of a faggot then justin bieber you dumbass
(Bill) :(
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A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato
That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.
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1) Is a child's view of a scorpion. 2) An off-roader that resides in Yuma, Arizona.
"Look daddy, a slow lizard". That's NOT a lizard! It's a scorpion!
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The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off.
I got a clogged lizard last night
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Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.
A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...
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The motivational Lizard is a god, something much stronger then any man, it will rule the world with a iron fist. WATCH OUT FOR THE LIZARD OF THE GODS. THIS LIZARD WILL MOTIVATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, YOU STUPID HUMAN!
TODAY I THINK I WILL PRAY TO THE MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD AND MAYBE CUM TOO
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a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.
billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?
rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.
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