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When you are about to do something and suddenly lose your nerve to complete the task at hand.
I was about to jump over my moms house on my bike but I lost balls at the last second when I realized that I don't have health insurance.
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Lost Creek is a small town in the boonies between Robstown and Driscoll. Mostly Private Property so you can party up, Lots of cows and there really is a creek thats lost. Ya just gotta know where it's at. Only the cool kids know about it.
"Lets toke it up at the circle"
"Yeah, its been a while since we chilled at lost creek"
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what happens when you spend a lot of time talking to asians. You start to have trouble speaking proper English by omitting essential articles, connecting words, and/or elongating random vowell syllables. Pretty soon, you no make sense when talking. Yes?
Repeat similar conversation daily-
Wang: How you do John?
John: I'm fine how about you?
Wang: I tie-uh-ed (tired) loung (long) day. No sleep wowk all howa (hour) and no west. Bad for health.
John: Oh really? Well I hope it goes better for you.
Wang: Yes Yes I too. Dank You Dank You (thank you)
Few days/weeks later
Jim: What a day! I'm exhausted John what about you? I say we call it a day and get dinner. How about Chinese?
John: OOoooH Very Very nice ideaa! I like we get checkin fwied wice sweet sowa (sour) checkin and eggwoll! Very good!
Jim: What the fuck?
John: Oh i sowwy.. ahem. I mean I'm sorry, working with those asians all day i feel a little lost in translasian.
Jim: Oh really? I understand, told ya that would happen.
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Someone who can't be helped made cool, hip, or fun.
Walker: That 22 year old Tony had to search the term 'throwing shade' on Urban Dictionary
Sydney: He is SUCH a lost cause
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To be sauced up during a basketball exhibition. Or to be crossed over to the point where you can stand back up. Therefore being lost in the sauce your opponent created
Presley was lost in the sauce
Peyton sauced him up with a double shamgod. Look at all that sauce
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A reminder to someone who has lost The Game.
Joe:I lost my book.
Brian:DAMMIT,JOE!!! I lost!
Joe:I lost!
Bethy:Damn it.... I lost!
Samina:Shit... I lost.
Lynn:Damn you Sam! Now I lost!
Joe:Dammit! I lost....... again!
Darcie: CRRAAAAP!!!!! I lost!!!!!
Bobby:Ah, I lost.
Willie:Everybody point and laugh, he lost... Shit! I lost!!
Choir Teacher:Stand up and sing! And stop saying...Dang it! I lost! Now sing!
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A punk house in Carbondale, Illinois that has been around since the mid-eighties. The exact location is kept undisclosed. (407 W. Elm St.) Was once owned by Jerome Benton of The Time. Benton later lost the house in a card game. When Benton was asked how he felt about owning the historic punk house he said, "Fuck a bunch of punks. Them bitches owe me rent money!."
Hey, there's a bitchin' show at the Cross tonight." "You mean Lost Cross? That place is still around? Does Jerome still own it?" "Dude, who's Jerome?
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