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The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.
Girl: "I love you like a brother"
Boy: "wtf! stfu."
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Something you say to someone that you care so much about but, you dont think of them in a sexual way. The words that most guys find insulting, especially if they have loved you , but not as a sister, and will never think of you like a sister. This creates a lot of tension and heartbreak.
Lindsay: Actaully, I love you like a brother
Jordan: Well i'm never going to think of you like a sister so stop saying that to me.
Lindsay: Why not? Aren't I important to you?
Jordan: I will never think of you like that so stop trying.
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When you say this to a boy, means you’ve caught feelings for a fuckboy again and you’re doomed. You now love them and will let them do anything they want to you. For example: use you for head, sex and then fuck you off. Once these three words have been said your downhill spiral of unfortunate events now begins. You cannot stop thinking about them even when they’re playing ps4 and ignoring you. You have now fallen and I can tell you that is shit. Your life now ends.
You: “I love you”
Fuckboy: “can you just suck my dick”
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A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)
'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'
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Slang phrase used by workers in the sex trade meaning that they are willing to spend the entire evening and night (dancing, dining or actually sleeping) with a "guest"; as opposed to "short-time" -- usually two hours or less of only sexual activities, after which the paid companion usually returns to work.
"Hey big, strong, handsome man! Me like you; you very handsome. Me love you long time. You like? We go, O.K.?"
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A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
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I love you way more means Nate loves Lisa Way More than she could ever imagine!
Me: I love you Lisa
Her: I love you more
Me: That's not possible
Her: Yes it is
Me: Nope it says it in the urban dictionary
Lisa, I Love You Way More!
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