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when you're shot in the lung while smoking a blunt.
"hey did you hear?"
"what?"
"shortie got shot in the lung, but he got to smoke his lung blunt!"
"DUDE! thats tottaly the best way 2 go"
"lol"
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Usually a phenomenon present in the cannabis community amongst stoners and sufferers of conditions like acute bronchitis or pneumonia which refers to the excessive, continuous, almost always painful, heave inducing, tomato face consequent coughing fit the results in great exhaustion.
Guy: Dude I was at my buddy's last night and I took a huge hit from his 3 chamber honeycomb bong! Made me cough up a lung!
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A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much
Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer
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Having lungs that are floppy in nature. Similar to a deflated balloon in appearance. Diagnosed by special Italian Doctors who have no real medical experience whatsoever.
"I told my P.E. Teacher I couldn't run because of my Floppy Lung Disease."
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4/21 is the day used to celebrate everyone who has pink lungs still. keep calm and breathe on!
“What’s National Pink Lungs Day and why are all these cool people celebrating it?”
“It’s a day for the people who have never smoked! That’s why you see cool people celebrating it”
(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.
DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.
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Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.
Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!