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A very sensationalist tabloid that thrives off of gormless people buying its so-called newspapers and has a habit of covering spam articles rather than news itself which it is supposed to!
HDM are also known to delete peoples comments without merit; for some reason they hold commenters to a much higher standard than their own editorial articles! I'm not sure wherever that should be seen as a compliment or an insult.
Oh Hull Daily Mail has deleted my comment AGAIN? wtf is wrong with this stupid waste of space tabloid and yet they post another spiel about what Aldi is selling WTF! if we post about this shit, they quickly remove it... shit propaganda paper should go bust.
Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage
A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.
Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.
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The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.
"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu" *punches wall*
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Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.
So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.
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A disease workers obtain (usually ones confined in cubicles) when they are over-eager to recieve an important e-mail. This is common among computer engineers, programmers, and bosses who do nothing.
NOTE: the e-mail monkey is a disease, but is very literal because a monkey will climb on top of your back
(WARNING) It will press the e-mail key with its foot
The only way to cure e-mail monkey is to deactivate your interneuter yourself and go cold turkey (which literally climbs on your back)
(from Dilbert : WHEN DID IGNORANCE BECOME A POINT OF VIEW? by Scott Adams)
Asok: I have an e-mail monkey on my back, but I can quit whenever I want
Asok: I don't need to check it every minute. I can resist!
Asok: But Look! the stupid monkey hit my keyboard with his foot
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The act of (often using purpose-made devices) filling up an internet e-mail inbox with repetitive posts, lurid witticisms, and grotesque insults.
E-mail bombing is more fun than people make it out to be www.xyerclev.tk!
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