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MC Kontribe

The best and hardest MC in the universe.

His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.

Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.

During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.

At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.

Yo did you hear MC Kontribe is headlining the festival this weekend?!

That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!

by OuttaWangolian April 3, 2021


Mc Motivator

Bloodclart microphone controller resident at DIZSTRUXSHON since 1992 he is regarded as the badboy ot the crew and has a unique style second to none chats lyrics to many musical styles from jungle right through to hard style he has performed with the likes of DJ's Carl Cox, Stu Allen, Ade-J, Paul Elstak, M Zone, Excell, and alongside MC's Natz, JD Walker, Robbie E, Jax, Warcheif and Joker, Marcus, Ell to name a few.

Mc Motivator doesn't like pedos he would like to put a torpedo up there fucking ass hole.

by TOAXMC June 7, 2018


mc joshua

Mc Joshua is a strong person. He always make other people happy even though he’s hurt. He may seem strong but he’s very soft.

Mc Joshua is a sweet person.

by haynako June 7, 2021


MC Steakhouse

A somewhat slang term for McDonald's..

Dude, I'm hungry. Is there an MC Steakhouse around? I'm having a Big Mac attack.

by CaliBeachGuy June 28, 2011


MC Elmo

The most amazing rapper of all time.

MC Elmo is in the house

by Mr. Moo42 March 1, 2022


Mc and Dickin

Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"

What did you do this weekend?

I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.

How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.

by Richard Dangles January 12, 2020


MC Bigman

MC Bigman is the best rapper you will ever hear in your life!!! He is the most underrated rapper you have ever seen and deserves to be tiktok famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person- Back in the eighties with me and my homies
Person 2- What in the tornado made of creamy cream cream sauce are you singing?
Person- Duh! I'm singing Bread by the best rapper ever MC Bigman!

by ShortPerson019 April 20, 2022