When you send a snapchat and the person replies, but you forgot what you said originally
Person 1: Dude, she snapped me and I had no clue what she was talking about because I forgot what I said
Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss
A hospital where doctors die more than patients do!
Meredith: Hey, sorry Im just checking up on Grey Sloan Memorial, any patients die?
April: No, but a intern and a nurse did!
The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons
Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it
When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar
When your memory is so fucked up because you smoke carts 24/7.
guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”
guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”
But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing
Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:
That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.
“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”