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Matt did not feel like drinking booze at the bar today, so he ordered a Lake Michigan Highball instead.
When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"
"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
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Swallowing semen at the end of a blow job.
The term originated on the LOGO Show, Rick & Steve.
Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
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http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
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Home of the Little Detroit Trailer Park located on 18 mile rd. Where you can find any drug you desire.
Me and the homies were cruising around Cedar Springs, Michigan and looking to score, so we swung by the little Detroit trailer park and got the hook up.
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1. More fun than the University of Michigan.
2. Not filled with snobby assholes.
3. Best party school around.
4. Big Ten sports, awesome basketball team.
1. If you like to study, go to U of M. If you like to party, go to state.
2. State students don't automatically think they are better than the rest of the world. I got into the University of Michigan, but I chose to go to state because my head isn't stuck up my ass.
3. "Michigan State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." -Playboy
Not even tear gas can keep us from having a good time.
4. NCAA men's basketball team (26-7)repeatedly in final four.
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Term used when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, and instead slowly rolls through the intersection when no cross traffic is present. It is the same as a California Roll but performed by drivers in Michigan.
"Aren't you going to stop?"
"I did. Michigan Rolling Stop."
"Right. I'm sure the cop behind us totally didn't notice."
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If someone has something good to say about Northern Michigan. Why don't you post it. I like NMU because it is peaceful here in Marquette and NMU is a relatively small college that is far away from home with out being out of state. I generally enjoy all the hands on experience I receive here. The School has a awesome science facility, great media production facilities, and a student run radio station. The art department is sweet but there are limited place to purchase supplies around town.
There are a few fraternities at NMU nothing spectacular and no frat row. Students can get the school to pay for almost any ridiculous event out of the student activities fee. The RIAA is really after the students at NMU. NMU is one of the top illegal downloading schools in the country and the school cooperates with the labels and recording artists. The faculty and deans do all have stickers on their offices indicating that they support the gay and lesbian organization on campus and every year there is a giant Drag show on campus.
But there are always two sides to every story. I think you have to ask yourself why hasn't anyone posted anything spectacular about the school in three years.
Whoever posted the post above is entitled to their opinion. However, I think he may get in trouble since it has already been discussed the Presidents Round Table.
I don't think censorship is cool but I guess the school doesn't like being talked about badly. I wonder if anyone actually realizes that people do have the right to voice their opinion. This is the United States of America and people have a right to express their feelings and beliefs openly and freely.
I think the person who has previously posted stuff about this school may have a unpopular opinion but I don't think that any of it is necessarily a lie, or slanderous to the university.
most people complain about Northern Michigan University on a regular basis so maybe thats why there are no positive posts on this site.
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