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(a play on words of: mind-boggling)
when you have so many thoughts trapped inside your head, like in a bottle.
::watching football::
guy 1: dude! did you just see that crazy play!
guy 2: yeah it was mind-bottling!!!
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Possessing the ability to conceive reasonable criteria that would prove one's cherished beliefs to be mistaken, or that would show an idea one finds repulsive to actually be true. Often mistaken for "empty-headed" or "indecisive" by many empty-headed and indecisive people.
1. Chuck's an open-minded guy. He saw Fahrenheit 911 and Fahrenhype 911 before voting in the 2004 election.
2. Liberals like to pretend they're open-minded, but they're every bit as prejudiced as anyone else.
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Giving a girl 7 orgasms in under 5 minutes causing her mind to become jumbled (scrambled)
Results in an inability to walk, move or think clearly for a few minutes
(after sex)
J: "My mind feels all scrambled"
"That's because I gave you a mind scrambler"
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The act of losing your mind but in a calm and collective way. To have a loose mind is to slowly go crazy in a non violent way.
Yo man, I got a real Loose Mind today B.
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When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.
Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.
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A part of your brain that takes everything in a sexual way..
"Hey how cold is it in here?" - Person using their Dolores mind.
"69 degrees." -normal person
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 69!!! that means oral!!"
Or
"Hey like my new basketballs? I just got them today."
"Wow they feel hard."
" MY BALLS ARE HARD?" *Laughs ass off*
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the process of being manipulated by someone who is clearly ahead of the game and knows how to talk to you in such a fashion that gets you to do something the Mind Fucker finds either amusing or beneficial to themselves. This can be done to anyone ignorant/high enough to believe or fall for such trickery.
Example: (ran out of room in below example so i put it here)
sober mind fucks can include but are not limited to
complimenting you or acting towards you in a usually favorable way so that to the mind fuckee, they seem very trustworthy, or deserving of a gift such as sex, promotion, or other reward.
high mind fucks are the most common and amusing and usually consist of;
convincing anyone under the influence of any drug, alcohol, or other impairing substance, to do something that any sober person would see as obviously ridiculous. There are two usual objectives a high mind fucker will go for: 1. is to trick everyone else so that he can make food and eat it all to himself without any of the other people involved getting any. or 2. to make them do something ridiculous.
Ex: Guy a = Mind Fucker. Guy b = Mind Fuckee
Guy a: (in the most serious and convincing tone possible) dude did you know that if you take a hit and your body is all compressed you get higher?
Guy b: really? no way dude!
Guy a: Yeah dude seriously, that's why we have this dog kennel because that way we can climb in and it will compress our body because its so cramped and then when we take the hit we will get higher. (shocked) you haven't ever done that before??
Guy b: no dude i have never, is it awesome?
Guy a: (refers to a 3rd guy who will play along with it and make it more believable) it totally gets you super high right Guy c?
Guy c: yeah dude. its awesome!
Guy b: well shit... lets do it.
after Guy A immediately locking Guy b in the dog kennel and laughing with guy c. At this time videos and pictures are acceptable
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