A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.
“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”
a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse
Shaved/waxed vagina with the bottom remaining unshaven (still fluffy). Business in the front, party in the back.
I shaved my Brazilian but forgot the back and I ended up with a butt mullet
The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet
"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"
When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet
Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”
The actual term for a scene or emo girl haircut.
Vanna Venom has a teased, and stylized fashion mullet.
Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .
Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.
Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.
That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.