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When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet
Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”
An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.
We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.
Business in the front, caribbean in the back
A caribbean mullet is combed in the front, braided only on the back.
A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.
“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”
a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse
The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet
"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"
Shaved/waxed vagina with the bottom remaining unshaven (still fluffy). Business in the front, party in the back.
I shaved my Brazilian but forgot the back and I ended up with a butt mullet