Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
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Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.
Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.
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Anyone who works in a car park, who often has a bowl cut past the age of 7.
Hey, that Paulie in the car park is such a fucking mushroom head
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The phenomenon of permanent physical trasformation of the human body, particularily the brain, induced by excessive ingestion of mushrooms containing psilocybin or psilocin
(ie. 'Magic Mushrooms")
Symtoms include
- Poor social skills
- Shady appearance
- Extreme excellence in one single form of creative art
- Rarely seen without headphones on
- Pale skin
- Absence of 'Iris' in eyes
- Has the mind of a genius, but keeps to themselves about EVERYTHING
Bro 1: Hey dude, I think Jimbo turned into a real Mushroom Head after that spring break mushroom party.
Bro 2: No dude, Jimbo's been chompin shrooms since grade two. It seems to me that his last serving sealed the deal, becoming a Mushroom Head is a very gradual process.
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A: The definition you use when little kids are around and you wanna say shit
B: A horrible tasting mushroom that Japenese make.
"Shi-! I mean shitaki mushrooms."
"Hai! You have come for a shitaki mushroom yes!"
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1) A cover up word for "shit."
2) a type of mushroom.
1)SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! THAT BITCH BE HOTT!!
2)OH SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! MY PHONE BROKE!
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An alcoholic cocktail beverage containing:
1 part Absinth
3 parts Water
2 parts Cola
1 Sugar Cube
This produces cloudy green slightly brown drink, that is either loved or hated.
When you think you have consumed enough absinth for one session, try one of these for something a bit different.
Bartender: What can I get you sir?
Drunk: Another cloudy mushroom thanks.
Bartender: Certainly
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