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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin April 30, 2007

98πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 17, 2022

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)

Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.

by John Whorrds January 23, 2023


suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him

Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)

by Bakasama February 23, 2022


Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 6, 2022


shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022


dancing on my dick

fucking a lot without giving a brothas penis much time to relax.

Man,In my thirties I, was dancing on my dick.

by GHerringbone October 30, 2015