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The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.
Your Team:
You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
Spanish person: read below.
The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob
The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
Their team:
Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)
The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.
The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.
The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.
SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
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when an anoying noob never stops talking
noob:I own! i own! i own! im am awesome!
random person:dude just shut the hell up! nub quack!
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a round short blunt shaped object.
most commonly said in a variety of exciting accents.
may enduce laughter
undisirable for a guy
damn he had a bulbous nub.
two girls were sitting in math class and noticed an unfortunate looking boy with some lollipops, after recieving the candy, the guy was displaying a camel toe. the two girls started saying BULBOUS NUB. in many different accents. all while laughing very loudly. the girls then precedid to tattoo themsleves with peace love and nubs.
the class was a win.
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an annoying Asian or Sub-Asian girl who often rants and rants about nothing in particular while blaming you for wasting her time
Wow Anushka just talked to me for 3 hours in a conversation she initiated and then blamed me for wasting her time after it was all over - what a nub.
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people who start in a game they have never played before noobs and other sort usually the fist to die at cs in 30 seconds also called newbies this is also used in d2 or other rpg's
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The useless flaccid pseudopenis on a tranny, which is rubbed between the digits whilst being anally penetrated.
Gosh, I love watching Harry rubbing her nub.
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A newbie in a computer game or in any sort of technology (computer). Term used by leet speakers, and by people like me, who like laughing at all thing 1137.
Hey, nub biscuits, whatcha have for breakkie today, nubsuop? Nubcake
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