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New Trier

New Trier is a high school located in Winnetka, Illinois. It has over 4,000 students and is exceedingly wealthy. It cannot be denied that almost all the students are very rich, but the definitions describing the Louis Vuitton dayplanners, etc., are pretty extreme. There probably is someone at New Trier with a Louis Vuitton dayplanner, but that's one person. In essence, almost everyone is rich, but most don't go so far as to use designer dayplanners.

New Trier kids usually get very good test scores, and the usual 3-level class would be pretty accelerated in most other places. The Science Olympiad team has won state for the past six years. Sometimes the real intelligence of students at the school is questioned.

There was an article in Time magazine in the '90s called "High Times At New Trier High." This accurately sums up the drug usage at New Trier. Many students at New Trier are users. Many also drink.

The sports teams are usually quite good, and therefore hard to make. This is discouraging for some, but there are alternatives, like Night League (a basketball organization of New Trier kids that plays on Wednesday nights). Also, this excellence at sports cause other schools to have a hatred for New Trier. However, this is not without cause; some students at the school display a cocky, egotistical attitude.

New Trier student : Go Trevs!
Student from other school : I hate New Trier.

by Red Arrow April 17, 2008

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New Canaan

You know you live in New Canaan when...

You canโ€™t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts

Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC

Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine

Youโ€™re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot

The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo

Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you

Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes

A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover

You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December

Sports are not a game its life

When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one

Birkenstocks arenโ€™t for old people theyโ€™re for the teenagers

When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie

When you canโ€™t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand

Half the people arenโ€™t who they really are

Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake

Perfection isnโ€™t expected its reality

A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol

The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students

When almost half of the population hates living here

But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people

screw that

none of it's true

If you live in New Canaan you should know what all of this means

by live love laugh April 20, 2006

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Fox News

The most pathetic excuse for a television news channel that I've ever seen. I could personally shit in a bucket and then write a report saying that I did not take a shit in the bucket and be more accurate than Fox News. These people fucking disgust me. I can't believe there are idiots this fucking stupid. See republican for more examples of idiocy.

The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.

by Ross January 12, 2005

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good news

Used to indicate quality or satisfaction with something.

"Man, that meat pie was good news."

by John Citizen of America March 29, 2010

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New Moon

Some stupid, EXTREMELY overrated movie that has brainwashed young teenage girls. You cant turn on your TV or get on the internet without seeing something about it everywhere you look. The books and movies took away the true meaning of a vampire. Vampires were originally supposed to be dark, aggressive creatures. The Twilight saga has caused this to change. Now the definition of a vampire is "OMG Edward is like so totally hot, like OMG".

Mary Sue- I've seen New Moon 35 times since it came out and i plan on going back. Did i mention that EDWARD IS LIKE SO HOT. I THINK I JUST CREAMED MY PANTIES THINKING ABOUT HIM!

by Theonewithoutaname December 1, 2009

88๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


New England

Everyone thinks of New England as the most stuck-up and rudest people in all of the US..then why was New Hampshire voted as the most livable state in 2005? Don't judge New England before you've spent time or lived here, it's awesome.

Just because New England has private schools doesn't mean we're stuck up. We're very friendly :)

by some beautiful person July 28, 2005

1312๐Ÿ‘ 530๐Ÿ‘Ž


new patek

The greatest song lil uzi vert has ever made.

Guy 1:have you heard new patek

Guy 2: yeah man, that songs fire

by Savage X March 21, 2019

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