when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.
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A mighty and extravagant party or flat-out messy mission. Often undertaken when someone's parents are away for the weekend and the house is empty. One prerequisite is that at least one bottle of Jack Daniels is drunk during the night. Although, that isn't the only thing that gets drunk. Tequila and a lot of Lager is also usually on the list.
Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me.
-Mikey: "Hey man, my parents are out of town this weekend, I think they're going down the beach or something."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?"
-Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!"
-Joe: "Oh hell yeah."
When good cunts go to a pub or bar for Pints at Night. Usually generates a large amount of laughter and the occasional deep conversation.
You up for Night Pints later?
What a laugh we had at Night Pints!
A beaver (vagina) that most often appears at night in search of wood (penis).
Carly, we know the night beaver is hungry, but cover that thang up!
a night of drinking alchohol, just to get drunk.
Alright Matt, you up for a slab night tonight?
Yeahh okay man, il bring some beers
Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!
Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...