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When you give a family member an STD
Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend?
When the smaller mate (regardless of sex (if female use stap-on similar to pegging)) rides on the back on the bigger one (who runs as fast as they can) while fucking them in the ass.
Guy 1: Yo last night my girl gave me the Alabama Backpack
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?
Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!
Guy2 : Damn!!
An Alabama Twizzler is when three dudes twist their dicks together into a rope like a twizzler, and it stretches like taffy.
Dude, me and my brother just had an Alabama Twizzler with my dad.
2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
When you have period sex with your cousin.
“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”
Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.
Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.
Inserting three fingers from one hand into a woman's pussy and the thumb from the same hand into the anus. When doing this your hand should form a claw, hence the name.
Cussout (creator of the alabama cussclaw):"Get ready, I'm pullin' the Alabama Cussclaw on this pus."
TerrariaExpert22:"Holy Shit!"