can of biscuits

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

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go to the can

use the toilet. usually a woman "goes to the can" to urinate.

"i gotta go to the can"

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Jam Can

The stainless steel container in many gas station bathrooms used for disposing of feminine hygiene products.

Boss - "Hey Tony, since you are the new guy get in there and empty the Jam Can."

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trash can

noun: a bin that holds garbage until it is collected

I put my garbage in a trash can. Then I put my trash can at the end of my driveway so the the garbage man people can pick it up.

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Pepsi Can

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long

Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can

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aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.

The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.

tipping the can

introducing small percentages of nitromethane into the fuel tank of a methanol burning race engine to increase its power output. this practice is against the rules of most sanctioning organizations in most racing classes. the exception being top fuel drag racing. in top fuel and top fuel funnycar nitromethane is used in very high percentages with only small amounts of methanol. nitromethane (ch3no2) mixes well with methanol but will not mix with gasoline unless a small percentage of acetone is added to the mix.

driver; "if I cant cut a light we will probably lose the next round because we have to race the number one qualifier".
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"