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Cookie-Wank

You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.

"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"

by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021


super cookies

Super cookies are a noun - a strain of weed (strong weed)

Smoking super cookies I might fly away (super loud)

by T bag guru July 15, 2017


Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.

Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"

by Jsweezey2000 December 31, 2021


lilac cookie

a really hot mf who will ruin my life someday. IDC IF HES A COOKIE BES SO HOT

"dude do you know lilac cookie??" "YEFHSDJJDNEKK HES SO SJUDJEJJR AND HRS MY EVERYTHING"

by herbcookiestan October 3, 2021


cookie wife

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

by Minimag October 31, 2007


hash cookies

cookies baked with marijuana

Allison: Hey, you gonna hook me up with the hash cookies?

Aly: Yeah, we're gonna get zooted.

by hashtagb00ty March 19, 2014


Cookie Cuttin

The Act of non originality- copying the current trend

A lot of artist in the business have resorted to cookie cuttin

by KrizZtyLe August 9, 2009