horny feet

You know like when you’ve been doing edibles and you have to crawl or walk on your knees so you don’t orgasm in front of your mates. Right? That’s a normal thing...

Omg guys! I can’t walk! I’ve got horny feet!

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frankenstien feet

The fiercest odor known to men kind. The odor develops after a person spends long nights playing cards and drinking in the same pair of socks. The smell is compaired to a mix of rotten blogna and damp cigerettes. This odor has made the toughest of men cry while putting half dollar holes in your mothers favorite blankets. Historians call the smell "farley"

"Dave's Frankenstien feet were so bad it sank my full boat at the poker table"
"I swear to god i would rather fuck a bitch with aids then frankenstien feet"
"I let Dave barrow my nike air max sneakers and they came back flat due to his frankenstien feet"

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Penguin feet

when you walk toe to toe with someone and stick out your arms and wobble side-to-side

boy: hey
girl: hey
boy: wanna do penguin feet?
girl: sure! get closer!

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Six feet

Ugh. Reminds me of COVID.

Six feet is good enough for social distancing.

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Friday Feet

Friday feet is a feeling adults experience in the workforce when they are excited for the weekend.

Friday feet for 40-hour a week adults is the equivalence of senioritis for seniors in high school and it happens every week versus once in a lifetime.

"I have friday feet sooo bad! I can't wait for Sunday Funday!"

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poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

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Crunk Feet

Similar to Crip walking but with out the "Gangsta" like title.

"ho check out that fat kids Crunk Feet"

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